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A senior citizen

  • May. 21st, 2009 at 1:22 AM
Vern
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the Texas dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored
it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair
he had left.

Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-10 toward San Antonio,
pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror,
he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and
siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he
thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over
to await the Patrolman's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the Patrolman walked up to the Corvette,
looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that
I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'

The old gentleman paused. Then said, 'Years ago, my wife
ran off with an Texas Highway Patrolman. I thought you were
bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the Patrolman.

Christmas gift for you

  • Dec. 24th, 2008 at 12:30 PM
Vern
Here are two screen savers I made to day from some backgrounds I found online.
They have moving water and one has falling snow.
They are virus free as I made them.
http://www.mediafire.com/?rnyrn96cudj
http://www.mediafire.com/?ygxcbyzdrw9
One is a lake and the other one is a iceberg .
Don't remember what download is what so you have to grab both. lol
They don't have installers so just put them in the system32 folder and they will be ready to use.

Hard drive

  • Dec. 7th, 2008 at 1:43 PM
Vern
Someone was nice to me and gave me a 160 drive so now the seed box is back and working.
Thank you kind person.
Vern
My seed box hard drive took a dive today so now I'm trying to get some of the files off of it before I refomat the bitch..
I'll I did was hook up an old hard drive I had here to see if it work, poof it stops working........

Linux Defender Live!

  • Nov. 10th, 2008 at 9:55 AM
Vern
If you have been looking for the download ? have a look here!

Your welcome.

I feel

  • Nov. 10th, 2008 at 7:37 AM
Vern
IBS is getting the best of me now.
How long can one live like this.

Been sick a lot

  • Sep. 30th, 2008 at 11:13 AM
Vern
Don't seem to get any better, just sick.
Doctors don't help much just give me more drugs to take and keep me dope up so i don't hurt all the time.
Just hard to think when your drugged all the time.

1984 Apple

  • Sep. 19th, 2008 at 2:54 PM
Vern
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Find Quality Apps that Run on Linux

  • Sep. 19th, 2008 at 2:20 PM
Vern

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Browse

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Reorder your Boot Menu with KGRUBEditor

  • Sep. 18th, 2008 at 11:26 PM
Vern

Maybe you’ve just installed a dual boot system. It’s all going well and good, but when you start the computer, Windows appears at the bottom of the boot menu.

You might still want to use Windows as your primary operating system, and so pressing down a few times and Enter each boot time could get frustrating. You’d ideally like Windows at the top of the boot menu, and Linux second.

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Some nice AWN themes

  • Sep. 18th, 2008 at 1:06 AM
Vern

AWN (Avant-Window-Navigator) Themes

October 22, 2007 1:42 AM | Comments (2)

For those of you who have installed the fantastic AWN (Avant Window Navigator) animated dock to add that last extra Wow! to your desktop, I give you the following AWN Themes. Remember you will need to first enable a composite window manager for AWN to display properly (Compiz Fusion is included by default in the new Ubuntu 7.10). For help installing AWN in Ubuntu, see this thread in the Ubuntu Forums.

To install AWN themes...

  1. Pick a theme below and download by clicking the theme title.
  2. Open up AWN Manager via System/Preferences or by right-clicking the AWN dock.
  3. Drag the downloaded theme package into the themes window (or use the ADD button).
  4. Choose the theme, hit apply and then use the refresh button at the bottom left. Sometimes you will need to restart AWN before your new theme applies itself fully.
  5. All themes below can be switched from the Flat Bar style to the 3D Look style (and vice versa) in the Bar Appearance tab.
http://www.queervisions.com/arch/2007/10/awn_avantwindow.html

Avant Window Navigator install

  • Sep. 16th, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Vern
Before we begin, make sure you have all the needed ubuntu repositories installed, namely universe and ubuntu-updates. This can be done in System -> Administration -> Software Sources by enabling 'recommended updates' under the 'Updates' tab, and also enabling 'Community-maintained Open Source software' under the 'Ubuntu Software' tab.

Now open a terminal (Applications -> Accessories -> Terminal), we'll be pasting a lot of commands. Remember, paste only 1 line at a time unless otherwise directed.

First, add my AWN repo by running the appropriate set of commands:

Hardy:
Code:
echo 'deb http://ppa.launchpad.net/reacocard-awn/ubuntu hardy main'  |  sudo tee -a /etc/apt/sources.list
echo 'deb-src http://ppa.launchpad.net/reacocard-awn/ubuntu hardy main'  |  sudo tee -a /etc/apt/sources.list
Intrepid:
Code:
echo 'deb http://ppa.launchpad.net/reacocard-awn/ubuntu intrepid main'  |  sudo tee -a /etc/apt/sources.list
echo 'deb-src http://ppa.launchpad.net/reacocard-awn/ubuntu intrepid main'  |  sudo tee -a /etc/apt/sources.list
Now update your software lists. If you are asked any questions during this, respond with 'y'.
Code:
sudo apt-get update
Then install AWN, again, answer 'y' to any questions.
Code:
sudo apt-get install avant-window-navigator-bzr awn-core-applets-bzr awn-manager-bzr
That's it! You can now start AWN from Applications->Accessories->Avant Window Navigator.
If installation fails, go back to the beginning and make sure you followed all instructions correctly, and then check the FAQ section at the bottom of this guide.

The repository will automatically keep you up-to-date in the same manner that ubuntu updates the rest of your software. You can update manually with these commands:
Code:
sudo apt-get update
sudo apt-get upgrade

Uninstalling:

Code:
sudo apt-get remove --purge avant-window-navigator-bzr awn-manager-bzr awn-core-applets-bzr libawn0-bzr

How to install compiz with apt-get

  • Sep. 16th, 2008 at 12:23 PM
Vern

Install Compiz & Compiz Fusion plugins

If you're on Feisty, we need to add a third party repository to your /etc/apt/sources.list. (Not needed on Gutsy) (Help for this available at AddingRepositoriesHowto)

 

deb http://ppa.launchpad.net/amaranth/ubuntu feisty main universe
deb-src http://ppa.launchpad.net/amaranth/ubuntu feisty main universe

NOTE: If you currently have compiz installed on your system, it is important to remove all of this first.

Type

sudo apt-get remove compiz
sudo apt-get remove compiz-core

Then run

sudo apt-get update

That will update the package cache.

Now to install the packages:

From Ubuntu:

sudo apt-get install compiz compizconfig-settings-manager

If you are running Kubuntu then use this command to install the most commonly needed packatges.

sudo apt-get install  compiz compizconfig-settings-manager  compiz-kde compiz-fusion-plugins-main compiz-fusion-plugins-extra  emerald librsvg2-common

If you are missing the window decorations, then you most likely need the compiz-kde, or emerald packages.

 

Run Compiz

To run Compiz for the current session, hold Alt, then press F2, then enter the following command, or for better trouble shooting, open up a Terminal window and use the following command.

compiz --replace

 

Configure

To configure Compiz and associated plugins, hold Alt, then press F2, then enter the command, or use any Terminal.

ccsm

If ccsm is not found its installable from the compizconfig-settings-manager package.

Alternatively, for Ubuntu: System -> Preferences -> CompizConfig Settings Manager

And for Kubuntu: KMenu -> Settings -> CompizConfig Settings Manager or KMenu -> Settings -> Advanced Desktop Effects Settings

You can select different themes with the emerald-theme-manager tool. To download the themes for emerald You must first install subversion, then activate the theme repositories.

 

sudo apt-get install subversion
svn ls https://svn.generation.no/emerald-themes

You can then use the "Fetch GPL'd themes" button of The "emerald-theme-manager" tool.

 

Window Decorators

Information on the 3 window decorators can be found at http://wiki.compiz-fusion.org/Plugins/Decoration

Currently there are 3 choices in what window decorator to use. They work with compiz to give your windows the various borders, and widgets.

For kde one normally uses the command

kde-window-decorator --replace

For Gnome the command

gtk-window-decorator --replace

If you perfer somthing different , the emerald decorator is worth checking out, Use it with.

emerald --replace

 

Add Compiz Startup (optional)

 

For Ubuntu

Go to System -> Preferences -> Desktop Effects and click 'Enable Desktop Effects'

 

For Kubuntu

Open Konsole (KMenu -> System -> Konsole) and type in these commands:

echo "compiz --replace" > ~/.kde/Autostart/startcompiz.sh
chmod +x ~/.kde/Autostart/startcompiz.sh

This creates a 'startcompiz.sh' script in the ~/.kde/Autostart directory, if you wish you may also want to have the script start up 'emerald --replace' or other window decorator for your system, such as in this example.

 

$ cat ~/.kde/Autostart/startcompiz.sh
compiz --replace  &
emerald --replace &
Information on the 3 window decorators can be found at http://wiki.compiz-fusion.org/Plugins/Decoration

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Bye bye

  • Jul. 20th, 2008 at 7:31 PM
Vern
I sold my watch today :)


"Potts Patent Penumbra Preventer"

  • Apr. 8th, 2008 at 5:08 PM
Vern
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Laurence J. Peter
US educator & writer (1919 - 1988)